• juice of 1 juicy lemon
• a pinch of lemon zest
• 2 cloves of garlic, grated
• small handful of parsley, chopped
• 1 tsp butter (I think this didn’t add anything so kind of optional)
• salt and pepper to taste
• shit i almost forgot the actual shrimp
• so yeah shrimp
• don’t buy the pre-cooked pink shrimp they taste like dry crap once re-cooked

throw all ingredients but shrimp and salt/pepper into a pan

let it heat up a bit, stir it around blahblah

throw in shrimp, cook until pink

add salt and pepper

nom

tastes better than lots of super-butter garlic butter shrimp recipes I’ve tried ok

itstimetosmilee:

bahaha so trueee

keep-calm-stay-healthy:

recovery-ghost:

Sometimes you make an argument that’s so solid and logical that you’re absolutely certain you got your point across, then someone replies to it with something so mindblowingly stupid that you have no idea how they managed to graduate from middle school.

claydols:

who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo
if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed

dicksp8jr:

yue-the-tianlong:

silvermoon424:

but-what-if-i-want-wings:

A Dramatic Reading of Sandra Hill’s “Rough and Ready”

I’M BRINGING THIS BACK BECAUSE I REDISCOVERED IT EARLIER AND I ALMOST HAD AN ANEURYSM FROM LAUGHING SO HARD

IF YOU CAN ONLY HEAR ONE THING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE LISTEN TO THIS

paleoinapinch:

Mondays are best when TBones are served!! 100% #GrassFed #InspirationPlantation T-bone #steak grilled with seasonings, served with grilled veggie skewers (#mushroom, #onion, #zucchini) and #strawberry #salad. #MarvelousMonday #Paleo #PaleoinaPinch

harusrod:

                      ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Stop trying to make people feel bad for liking things they like

                       ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(✿◕‿◕)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Heart strings (tendons) inside the human heart. (source)

fitness-and-goodness:

fishmostly:

i-like-em-wet:

fishmostly:

Guys what the fuck kind of fish is this. It’s saltwater and looks like a big scary monster and like a saltwater green terror.

Heh, funnily enough, your description is pretty accurate.

Juvenile Dragon Wrasse (aka ROCK MOVER WRASSE) are really cute and not much bother, but they grow into these evil things, which are notorious for knocking over and undermining rockwork.

I want it. Its face though. *researches out of curiosity, NOT because I’m interested in going into saltwater*

scitechfitness:

Yes.